Most of what’s going on in their heads is “WTF IS THAT LOUD NOISE?”
Also typical of Tony to make an entrance and get everyone’s attention.
(via twistiel)
Their Senior Prom to their wedding.
I’ve already reblogged this picture, but I’m reblogging it again because it’s probably one of the cutest pics I’ve seen :’)
I hope one day thats me.
omg<3 love this
thAT IS SO CUTE
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the local weatherman dressed up as harry potter for halloween
and he’s using his wand to point
and he’s trying to do the weather in a british accent
i am so fucking done
i love this too much
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You, sir, are my hero.
you are a god amongst peasants.
(Source: connors-cigarette-fail, via twistiel)
i love being tight with teachers because you get to hear them talk shit about other teachers its so funny they all act like highschoolers except they get paid
1. The heat index is 110 degrees, and you’re out marching in a parade.
2. Your response to your hands and arms getting burnt by hot metal is to grit your teeth and bear the pain.
3. On the 4th of July, you’re part of the group that’s standing on someone’s lawn, doing calf raises.
4. It’s…
Captain Kirk has a tantrum, ‘Star Trek’, 1960s,
It’s like I just hit the reaction gifs jackpot.
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- me: this book brutally ripped out my heart and tore it to shreds then stomped it into the ground as i drowned in a sea of my tears and basked in eternal sorrow
- me: here read it
Let’s get down to business.
To outbid the huns!
Here I have some figures
and some facts and sums!
It’s the saddest lot you’ve ever bought
but if you bet on this one too
Mister I’ll
make you a buck
or two
Business man!
We must be swift as the stock exchanges
Business man!
With all the force of a great tycoonBusiness man!
With all the strength of a thriving market
Mysterious as the Romney’s revenues!
I’m never gonna get this back
Say good bye to my salary
Boy was I fool in school for cutting STATS
This guy’s got them scared to death
Hope he doesn’t see my assets
Now I really wish I knew how to add!
(via anidioticblogger)
omg i was sitting next to some guy today, and he turns to an asian girl to his right and says “were you affected by the radiation in japan?” and then it got really quiet then after a minute he added “because you are just glowing”
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I laughed WAY TOO HARD AT THIS OH DEAR GOD MY STOMACH HURTS FROM LAUGHING.
I DIED OF LAUGHTER LMFAO
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